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The Unfortunate Toilet

October 9, 2015
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It’s been hell…

A crappy mess… No pun intended!!!

LOL!

I make jokes to hide my tears.

It’s been tough at the Allossery sister compound. We’ve had 4 straight days of broken plumbing, which means NO showers, NO sinks, NO flushing. Nothing nothing nothing!  Have you ever experienced it?? The wrath of broken plumbing in your home? I gotta tell you, it’s really something else. The first time I had to pee outside it was kinda fun, I’ll admit it. I felt so daring and wild and free… One with nature! Eve minus the leaves!

Buuuut then 3 more times after that?
Well let’s just say it got old reaaaallly quick.
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Not only is it traumatizing to have to find a bush in the backyard in your bathrobe at 3am… But it’s also terrifying when you have to find a place that isn’t near the sensor lights and dodge those pesky skunks at the same time.  Let me tell you from experience: It was an adventure of its own.

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We were hit bad. It was a sad day when the city came a knockin’ for a good chunk of change to fix the problem.  Ain’t nothing that the city does is cheap, and I’m sure everyone can agree with me on that one. SoooOo… Being the resourceful lady that I am, I took matters into my own hands and tried turning the situation into a positive one! I felt like it was a marvelous day to write my very first picture book, and that I did. It’s short, it’s sweet. Perfect bathroom material to sit back and relax… Especially if you’re on a working toilet!!! LOL

So, without further ado, please watch the video above and follow THIS LINK to purchase my very first picture book for $2.99. Ohhh and don’t forget to leave a rating! It will mean something real special to me. 🙂

 

Stay kind

xoxo

-Jess

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